The Best Porn Parodies of Famous Movies

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No famous movie can claim it has become one of the classics until a porn version of it had been shot. Although most often than not we would like to see the actual famous actors play a part in a porn movie, the other way around may be rewarding as well.porn movies Sometimes all that a moving story needs is just some naked hot girls engaging in random sex to make it more interesting. Here are some of the porn remakes of famous movies that caught our eye.

Edward Penishands

The best part of this movie is that Edward really has two plastic penises instead of hands. The worst part is that he barely uses them. What’s the point of having two extremely mobile extra penises if you are not going to put them to good use? The hands themselves are also kind of creepy-looking. It does try to keep up with the original though, and use some of the famous lines from the movie. Also, the lead character’s expression as he is trying to keep a straight face during the sex scenes is priceless.

Forrest Hump

Nothing is more eccentric than a porn movie about a simpleton having sex with plenty of sexy girls while America’s 20th century history unfolds. Not unlike the original, this guy was pretty lucky for a retarded man. Who knew that big breasted women find dumb men so attractive? But people aren’t watching the movie for its verisimilitude, they are probably watching it for the hippie sex scenes, and it has plenty of that.

Sluts and the City

The original was already a step away from porn anyway, so it all came down to recasting, basically. Although when it comes to sensuality, no one could fill in Samantha’s shoes. Replace the witty remarks with cheap innuendo and the independent women with insatiable nymphomaniacs, and you’ve got yourself a porn movie. The feeling of New York also doesn’t really come through, maybe some outdoor sex scenes would have helped.

The Sex Files

No mystery is left uncovered in this porn remake of the popular series. Scully looks surprisingly well like the original actress and Mulder tries his best to live up to a sex-addict’s reputation. They could have pushed the alien sex idea a little bit further, but probably the elaborate costumes weren’t in the budget. It makes you wonder how the face of porn will change if and when we really do encounter alien civilizations. Women with three breasts and tentacles come to mind.

Whore of the Rings

There aren’t any rings actually in this movie, as they were replaced by dildos, but at least there are plenty of whores. They could have at least featured some genital jewelry, but the director of this movie wasn’t really preoccupied with keeping up with the original story. There are some monsters and dragons in questionable costumes that look pretty gross and make you wonder who would fantasize about such a thing. Despite all its faults, the chain mail wearing porn stars manage to bring some class to it.

American Cream Pie

Although the original was also about sex, this movie takes things much farther than any American Pie movie ever did. There’s nothing about teen curiosity here, it’s all about professional sex workers dedicated to their job. And, one might argue that they had a lot of practice since their first experience.

Porn movies are always in need of a little spin to make them more enticing. After all, they all have the same ending, happy though it may be. So it can only be a good thing that for every great movie ever made there is also a more explicit, naked version, it’s a great way to keep all the viewers satisfied.

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